1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,504 ? It seems today that all you see ? 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:08,174 ? Is violence in movies and sex on TV ? 3 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:11,844 ? But where are those good old-fashioned values ? 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,472 ? On which we used to rely? ? 5 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:18,309 ? Lucky there's a family guy ? 6 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:21,604 ? Lucky there's a man who positively can do ? 7 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,189 ? All the things that make us ? 8 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,690 ? Laugh and cry ? 9 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:30,155 ? He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ? 10 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:34,076 - Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT - - www.addic7ed.com - 11 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:39,914 Oh, good. Kids, you're just in time for breakfast. 12 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:42,083 No time, Mom. The girl I stalk 13 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:44,252 has field hockey practice at 8:00. 14 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:47,088 I love a red-cheeked barbarian. 15 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:48,297 How about you, Meg? 16 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,175 Can't. I'm weirdly the girl he's stalking. 17 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:54,262 God help me, I love the attention. 18 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:55,972 Well, it's just you and me, Stewie. 19 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:57,390 What should we do today? 20 00:00:57,391 --> 00:01:00,059 I don't know, maybe forget everything that just happened? 21 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,269 All right, there he is. 22 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,895 - Do you have his lunch ready? - Lunch? 23 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,190 This big boy has his first whole day of preschool today. 24 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,568 Oh, my God, is it September already? 25 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,279 Wow. So I have the whole day to myself. 26 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,947 Let's see. I... 27 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:15,616 I guess I've got nothing to do except create an excuse 28 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:19,036 to touch the Target cashier lady I want to run away with. 29 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,539 That'll be $6.11. 30 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:24,709 Oh, perfect. I have a dime and a penny. 31 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:27,378 They're right here, in my hand, 32 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,963 for you to take. 33 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,268 We could go to Montana. 34 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:45,063 I want to, but I can't. 35 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:54,239 Esperanza, it's time to get back to work. 36 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,158 Lady! Wait! 37 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:13,758 No! 38 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:16,344 Cinnamon-skinned Target lady! 39 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:17,845 No! 40 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:20,056 Target. Due to lesbian fantasies, 41 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,017 we no longer accept change. 42 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,979 Well, I have the whole day. 43 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,023 I guess I can watch The Office for so long 44 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:32,277 that Netflix has to ask if I'm still alive. 45 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,049 Hey, Lois, is everything okay? 46 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,885 Uh, our Netflix says your Netflix is worried about you. 47 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:58,928 Is that the delivery guy? 48 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,554 Ooh, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him! 49 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:11,273 Oh, my God. Oh, Brian, are you okay?! 50 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,442 Oh, crap. I-I can't remember 51 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,237 if doggy arms are supposed to bend that way. 52 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,073 Okay, Bonnie might know if doggy arms 53 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,741 are supposed to bend that way. 54 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,494 Hang on. She's responding. 55 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,413 I can see the little dots in the bubble. 56 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,706 Oh, no, wait, she stopped. 57 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,124 Oh, now she's typing again. 58 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:31,001 - Take me... - Typing. Typing. 59 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,044 Typing. 60 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,254 ...to a hospital. 61 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,214 Oh, Bonnie doesn't have a dog. 62 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,930 I spy with my handicapable eye 63 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,683 something for bulk trash day! 64 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,643 Yeah, you know what? This thing's a piece of junk. 65 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,103 Worked one time. 66 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,647 Peter, you're throwing this Ping-Pong table out? 67 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:52,690 Can I have it? 68 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:53,941 Sure, it's all yours. 69 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,735 Mattress? Mattress? 70 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,445 Anyone throwing away a mattress? 71 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:58,529 Eh, what size? 72 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,156 I don't know. Van size? 73 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,366 Whatever size that is. 74 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,495 Hello! 75 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,164 Broken arm, huh? 76 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,081 That's no fun. 77 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,208 Hey! Get out of here! 78 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,919 Uh, you didn't give him the combination to the lock 79 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,629 on your garbage shed, did you? 80 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,298 - No. - Good. 81 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:20,509 Any horse, that arm looks broken. 82 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,178 We'll have to get you some painkillers. 83 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,846 I'm just gonna open this drawer 84 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,389 that doesn't have the mechanism 85 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,601 that stops it from pulling all the way out. 86 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:29,810 Ah! Darn it. 87 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,520 Hey, I heard a crash in here. 88 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,564 I, uh... I'm gonna need that shed password 89 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,065 to throw everything away, though. 90 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:36,525 Four, two... 91 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,818 Isn't that the same raccoon? 92 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,322 No. This one actually works here. 93 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,911 Guys, there's something going on across the street. 94 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,497 Did that cocky jogger finally get hit by a car? 95 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,874 Nope. I outran them. 96 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,834 ? Cocky jogger. ? 97 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,920 Mile 13! 98 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,254 Dad, 99 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,216 isn't that our Ping-Pong table? 100 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,761 I don't know. Let me imagine it 101 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,846 with lots of paint cans on top of it. 102 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,140 Hey, that's ours! 103 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,269 Wow, Cleveland, looks like you got 104 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,104 the most popular place on the block. 105 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,606 You really fixed this thing up. 106 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:16,607 Can I play winner? 107 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,484 Uh, yeah, there's a line, bub. 108 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,905 The line starts all the way back in that burning barn. 109 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,659 Hey, no cuts! 110 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,330 Aw, poor Brian. 111 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,375 Have your pain meds kicked in yet? 112 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,001 Ho, yeah. 113 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,545 How does it feel? 114 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,046 Ho, yeah. 115 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,506 Where are you going? 116 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,924 Ho, yeah. 117 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,385 Huh. I want to "ho, yeah." 118 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:49,015 Maybe just a half of a half, huh? 119 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,022 - What? Wh- - Where am I? 120 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,941 You're on my head, Lois. 121 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,860 Chris Daughtry? 122 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,361 That's right, Lois. 123 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,697 Would you like to glide around on my head 124 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,240 like an air hockey puck? 125 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,283 Forever? 126 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:10,661 Just until I have to do a smoke-inside concert 127 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,121 at an Indian casino. 128 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,873 Oh, that must be soon. 129 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,375 Every 45 minutes. 130 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,626 Oh! 131 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,715 Ah... 132 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:26,469 A thousand bucks a show split six ways. 133 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,519 Hey, Peter's underwear. 134 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,730 You've been through a lot, huh? 135 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,317 I'm gonna fold you nice. 136 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,875 Ah. 137 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:05,007 Hello. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson. 138 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:07,718 What Lois just did isn't possible. 139 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,136 Or is it? 140 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:12,807 Let's spend an hour of Fox's money to find out. 141 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,359 Well, it's 3:50. 142 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,485 That's basically 4:00. 143 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:25,611 I mean, in some cultures, 144 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,821 it's polite to do things ten minutes early. 145 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:30,115 You know, if it's good with water, 146 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,326 it'd be even better with wine, huh? 147 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,329 Just like Jesus says. 148 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,669 B-B-Brian, Brian, was that the last pill? 149 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,714 Yes. But that's fine, 'cause my arm's all better. 150 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,508 Oh, so now you're a doctor? 151 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,426 Of letters, from Hofstra, yes. 152 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,470 Yeah, well-well-well-well, there's nothing I love more 153 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,514 than my dog Brian and I'm not gonna take the chance 154 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,933 that he doesn't have enough pills just in case. 155 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,352 Lois, I'm good. I don't want to get hooked on those things. 156 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:01,898 Who wants to go for a ride in the car? 157 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:08,946 - Hey! Dr. Griffin! - Yeah, Hofstra! 158 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,950 Hofstra. Pets need safety schools, too. 159 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,207 Okay. Time to play another round 160 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,460 of expiration date roulette with this salami. 161 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,631 God, that's annoying. 162 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:32,886 No problem. I can turn on that one radio station 163 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,972 that's just religious Spanish shouting. 164 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:38,684 �Jesucristo es el Se�or 165 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,561 del mundo! 166 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:44,189 It's okay. I'm sure that noise won't make me go insane. 167 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,777 Peter? 168 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,197 How's your new novel coming along? 169 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,095 Don't read that. 170 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,639 It's still very rough. 171 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,351 Okay, if anyone has drugs, 172 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,729 it's high school kids under the bleachers. 173 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,397 Hey, daddy-os. 174 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,858 Anyone want to blast off to Mars? 175 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,026 Uh, what? 176 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:31,653 Well, what I'm saying is, I'm Lucy. 177 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,073 Where's the sky with diamonds? 178 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:37,076 Excuse me, ma'am, are you lost? 179 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,244 No, I want pills! Give me pills! 180 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,121 Aren't you kids doing drugs under here? 181 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,873 No, we're picking up trash 182 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:44,917 and organizing a Black Lives Matter rally. 183 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,752 Ugh! How could you be so selfish?! 184 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,003 Hey, daddy-os... 185 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,129 They don't have drugs! 186 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,882 Later, alligators. 187 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,222 Oh, Ping-Pong, huh? That's cute. 188 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,641 Me, I like American games. 189 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,392 Okay, I'll bite. 190 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,186 No, I'm just saying Ping-Pong's not bad, 191 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,896 but I'll tell you what's better... 192 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,022 Foosball. 193 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,816 Isn't it generally agreed that foosball, 194 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,485 much like soccer, originated in Western Europe? 195 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,695 Isn't it generally agreed a sphincter says, "What?" 196 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,531 - No, it's not. - What? Damn it! 197 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:19,284 Hey, y'all! Come and get your AandW cream soda floats! 198 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,786 Holy crap! 199 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,788 That's a huge frickin' brand! 200 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,249 Long spoon? Long spoon? 201 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,292 Long spoon to keep your knuckles dry? 202 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,629 Okay. Thank you so much, Cleveland, 203 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,674 for taking care of my Ping-Pong table for the last few days. 204 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,300 I'll be taking it back now. 205 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,346 Now, Peter, just because Cleveland had the vision 206 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,640 to see the potential in your Ping-Pong table you didn't, 207 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,226 that doesn't mean you have the right to take it back. 208 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,812 - Yeah? Says who? - Says the landmark case 209 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:50,150 One Man's Trash v. Another Man's Treasure. 210 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,285 Hard-shell tacos, y'all. 211 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,870 - Oh, yeah. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 212 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,955 What's the brand on those shells? 213 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,248 Old El Paso. 214 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:09,460 Oh, baby. Huge brand. 215 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:15,507 Damn it, there's got to be one more pill in here somewhere. 216 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,050 I mean, maybe there's one that got stuck 217 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,802 in a drawer or something. 218 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,596 Okay. Here, Stewie. 219 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,306 Time to get nice and clean in your bath 220 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,682 while Mommy gets on her knees 221 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,934 and Tara Reids around the bathroom. 222 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,895 Uh, there's no water in here. 223 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,523 All right, let's see. 224 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,066 Here it is. 225 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,651 How's the temperature, sweetie? 226 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,153 Of what? The air? 227 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,363 Okay, I just need some water. 228 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,365 Yeah, me, too. 229 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,580 Oh, my God. 230 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,998 That's the last pill. 231 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,835 Oh, damn it, my hand's too big. 232 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,462 It won't fit. 233 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:58,759 Oh, Stewie, you know how you missed your last swim lesson? 234 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,887 Yeah, we could do a little makeup class, huh? 235 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,972 Wait, what's happening? No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 236 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:07,726 Well, you know how Teacher Amy has you dive for rings? 237 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,728 Well, this is like that, except it's a pill 238 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,563 and it's not okay if you don't get it. 239 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,440 Aah! Damn you! 240 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,360 Come on, come on, you just touched it! 241 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,403 What's all the yelling...? Oh, my God, Lois, 242 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,489 what are you doing? 243 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,494 First there wasn't enough water, then there was too much. 244 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:29,164 I just wanted the pill. 245 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,666 Lois, you need help. 246 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,001 I'm sorry, but there's only one thing to do. 247 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,544 I have one pill left. 248 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,631 It's in my crate and you may have it. 249 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,301 Brian, I don't see it. 250 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,639 What are you doing? Let me out of here, Brian. 251 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,682 Help! 252 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,350 Somebody help me! 253 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,645 I'd stop, but my VO2 max rate is 70. 254 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,230 I-Is that good? 255 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,482 "Is that good?" 256 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,818 ? Cocky jogger. ? 257 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,029 See you at the finish line. 258 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:08,120 Brian, unlock this cage. 259 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,746 I'm sorry, I can't do that, Lois. 260 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,373 You're an addict, and I'm the reason those pills 261 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,958 were in the house to begin with. 262 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,543 So I'm gonna get you through this. 263 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:17,213 The most important thing is you getting better. 264 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,300 Stewie? Stewie. 265 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:25,846 Help Mommy out and just open the latch, huh? 266 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,473 Stewie. Stewie? 267 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,934 Stewie? Stewie? 268 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,603 Stewie? Stew? 269 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,939 Stew? Stew? 270 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,525 Stewie? Stewie? 271 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,069 Stewie? Sweetie? 272 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,905 Stewie? Stewie? 273 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,408 Stewie. Stewie. 274 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,951 Stewie? 275 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,287 Stew? Stewart? 276 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,998 Stew? Stewie? 277 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,542 Stewie? Stewie? 278 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,626 Stewie. 279 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,129 Stewie. Stewie. 280 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,631 - Stewie... - Noise canceling on. 281 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,134 Audible presents Times We've Been Nude 282 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,927 by all three Hemsworths. 283 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,220 G'day, Liam. 284 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,972 I'm about to take me trousers off. 285 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,432 Said Chris Hemsworth. 286 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,100 Liam Hemsworth replied... 287 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,227 Oh, Chris, you startled me. 288 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,772 I was in the process of taking my trousers off. 289 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,858 I'm the third one, and I'm trouserless, too. 290 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,860 Said the third one, holding the trousers 291 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,030 that the other two bought for him. 292 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,255 I have some coupons for these. 293 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,132 This coupon is expired. 294 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,926 Well, try another one. 295 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:51,515 All of these coupons are expired. 296 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,725 Expired. Expired. Expired. 297 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,976 But, but... 298 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,395 Looks like someone 299 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,772 didn't study for groceries. 300 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,608 No, I-I studied. 301 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,151 Also, you're naked 302 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,277 and you're falling and you're falling 303 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,322 and your teeth are coming out, too. 304 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,462 Daddy, will you come to my recital? 305 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,465 Can't you see I'm busy? God, so needy. 306 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,385 She'll probably end up with the first fat slob she meets. 307 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,980 Let's start a life together. I have 42 VHS tapes. 308 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:43,358 They're movies taped off the TV, so they all have commercials. 309 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:52,784 Lois, you stand on trial for drug use 310 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,287 prompted by mom-related boredom. 311 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,707 This council has no hesitation in pronouncing you... 312 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,501 - Guilty. - Guilty. 313 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,630 Y-You're on mute, Jor-El. 314 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,968 Jor-El, y-you have to unmute yourself. 315 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,512 Dur, sorry. Can you hear me now? 316 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,890 Yeah, yeah, o-okay, we got you. 317 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,726 Okay. Guilty. 318 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:30,197 I don't know this reference! 319 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:33,034 Is this from a Spider-Man? 320 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,707 What took you so long? 321 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,293 You dragged all that stuff out to your lawn 322 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,003 just waiting for this moment? 323 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,131 Nah, I'm getting a jump on the next big trash day. 324 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,966 So, what, you're mad 'cause people 325 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,093 have been enjoying my Ping-Pong table? 326 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,846 No, I'm mad they've been enjoying my Ping-Pong table. 327 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,599 - Peter, you're acting like a child. - No, I'm not. 328 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,768 So let's solve this like children. 329 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,062 A game of Ping-Pong for the table. 330 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,940 Whoever wins keeps it. 331 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,275 You're on. 332 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,404 Oh, wait, if we want to have a fair match, 333 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,698 we're gonna need a referee. 334 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,200 What took you so long? 335 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,910 It's my third time tonight 336 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,662 so it's taking longer. 337 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,205 Not you, Chris. 338 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:31,049 ? I been in a cave ? 339 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,051 ? 40 days ? 340 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,553 ? Only a spark ? 341 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,805 ? To light my way ? 342 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,391 ? I want to give out ? 343 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,309 ? I want to give in ? 344 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,562 ? This is our crime ? 345 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,439 ? This is our sin ? 346 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,400 ? But I still believe ? 347 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,318 ? I still believe ? 348 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,153 ? Through the pain ? 349 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,156 ? And through the grief ? 350 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:59,661 ? Through the lies, through the storms ? 351 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,163 ? Through the cries ? 352 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,331 ? And through the wars ? 353 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,668 ? Oh, I still believe ? 354 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,926 ? I still believe. ? 355 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:38,200 All right, Peter, game point. 356 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,270 I gave Peter the biggest softball tee 357 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,606 you could possibly give to an opponent, 358 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,107 giving him the advantage. 359 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,526 The truth is, after the first day, 360 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:17,030 Ping-Pong was the greatest thing that had ever happened to me. 361 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:20,241 But by day five, I was so sick of playing Ping-Pong 362 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,911 and having people at my house, I was ready 363 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,705 to shove that bitch into the Fargo wood chipper. 364 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,132 I'm sorry about the table, Cleveland. 365 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,468 And I'm sorry I've been such a jerk. 366 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:39,636 It's okay. 367 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,638 I can't believe we let a silly table 368 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,766 come between our friendship. 369 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,352 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a draw. 370 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,731 - Oh, come on. - Yeah, well, it was a waste of time. 371 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,652 So, who gets the Ping-Pong table? 372 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,862 I guess it's no one's table now. 373 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,907 That's all I wanted. 374 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,208 My head. 375 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,712 Brian, you stayed by my side all night long? 376 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,799 I did. It's kind of what dogs do. 377 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,759 Paw. 378 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,097 Good dog, Brian. Very good dog. 379 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:40,280 Alexa, play music that sounds like I'm on drugs. 380 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,824 Playing the last 45 quavery seconds 381 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,534 of "Crimson and Clover." 382 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:47,537 ? Crimson and clover ? 383 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,457 ? Over and over ? 384 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,418 ? Crimson and clover ? 385 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,045 ? Over and over ? 386 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:59,048 ? Crimson and clover ? 387 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,594 ? Over and over. ?